The Tail I Can Handle

Vampire Santa. It's wrong on so many levels. I had to dust a Santa. My inner child is sad. Who turns Santa into a vampire anyway?

TO: Everyone listed here
FROM: "Claire Bennet" <cbennet@angelinvestigations.com>
SUBJECT: You are cordially invited...

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Who: Ruby & Morgana
What: Ruby arrives to help out Morgana. Yes that Morgana.
Where: Just outside of  LA Public Library
When: After she said she'd meet Morgana
Rating: TBD
Status: In Progress

Like a lot of other things, the weather is crazy in California. L.A.'s a big change from San Francisco.

Not that I'm homesick or anything.

Also, my favorite beer is actually available here, so at least there's that. If anyone's bored, I'm obviously pretty bored myself, and that just can't happen. I'm up for about anything, but I'd mostly just like to find someone who doesn't blatantly cheat at pool to have some beer and play a game with.

Who: Buffy Summers & Open! or complete as narrative
What: After her conversation with Angel, Buffy feels the need to hit things
When: Night, after their conversation
Where: Training room, AI
Rating: TBD
Status: Complete unless someone joins

( the chain snapped )

Who: Sam and Jack
What: An impressive ride along.
When: December 10th
Where:The precinct.
Warnings: tba, probably NPC violence?

( He shot a perfect score. )

( Space Patrol Delta, Defenders of Earth. )

Can I ask you something?

Who: Sharon Agathon, Hera Agathon (NPC), Sam Anders and Mirta if she wishes!
What: A reunion of sorts?
When: Shortly after Sharon and Hera arrive
Where: The Lux
Rating: TBD
Status: Incomplete

( Earth. It was beautiful here. So much life. )

Morgana...

as in, LeFay. As in Arthurian Morgana. Most badass witch in the history of witches Morgana

This must be fangirling. Its weird.

[Filtered to the LA Witches but from Morgana (for now lol)]

So...I understand if there's no way in, well, hell. You'd want to consider this with me in charge or me even taking point on it.

But we've got a lot of very potant magical ability floating around right now. It seems a waste not to consider some kind of coven. We could help each other, balance each other.

I think it could do us all a lot of good, could balance me a lot more which can't be a bad thing can it.

What the frak is this? Where is this? How did I get from Ga
Can anyone read this? Helo?
There's so many humans. Is can't be Caprica
This is Lieutenant Sharon Agathon of the Battlestar Galactica, can anyone from Galatica read this?

...anyone?

Would someone explain to me where I am?

I demand to speak with the ruler of this kingdom. I don't how you have come to bring me to this foul place but you will return me right now. Or believe me when I say that you won't live to regret it.

Who: Faith Lehane and OTA
What: Patrolling
When: Sunday December 10th 2006- evening
Where: Downtown LA
Rating: TBD- but rated for violence from the start!
Status: OPEN- In progress

( And if it's not too much trouble, can you not hit my face? )

Does anyone here know how I might be able to get a potion that makes someone tell the truth? Or a spell?

Who: Bruce and Terry
What: They have a Christmas tree!
When: Early evening
Where: Wayne Manor
Rating: TBA

( Don’t even think about climbing that. )

Who: Kara and OTA
What: Coffee, exploring
When: Evening, just as the sun sets
Where: Rooftop!
Rating: TBD
Status: Incomplete

( Read more... )

Has Kara decided to stay with you at the Bradbury?

Who: T-1001 Catherine Weaver
When: Afternoon
Where: Welcome Center
What: Asking questions
Rating: TBD

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( She needed information. )

Christmas is coming up pretty fast. This is the first time I've ever been away from Gotham for the holidays..it's weird Mom and the twip probably have the apartment all set up with lights by now. Know what I never understood about Christmas? Eggnog. Ick. Mom used to like it so it was tradition. I'd pretend to, and Christmas eve we'd have it. But it was so thick it can't be fit for humans.

WHO: Sam Winchester and OPEN.
WHAT: Bad Day At Black Rock L.A.
WHEN: Afternoon.
WHERE: On the side of a road!
RATING: TBD.

( It was one of those days. You know the kind. Shoelace won't stay tied? Check. Hair is a mess no matter what is done to it? Check. Neighbor stops you on the way out of the house to gab on about things you don't care about for two hours straight? Check. Bang your head on the roof of the vehicle you're climbing into because you're six foot four and can't fit into anything the right way? Double check. )

Who: Ruby & Spike
What: Bad Day
Where: The Magic Shop
When: A few hours after Faith posts her Poll
Rating: Demon Angst??
Status: IN Progress

So where does a person start on getting a business off the ground?

I've got an email address and I'm pricing cell phone plans but its like I know there is more that has to be done. Mostly since I know things are different compared to 2077.

As an FYI: my idea is freelance computer repair and for the good guys a freelance hacker.

Poll #4688 SAM MADE ME DO IT!
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Who has better breasts?

See what you made me do, Sam?!

Sooo...I might have got carried away with Christmas decorating and cookies and pie

...

Free cookies and pie for anyone who stops by the Center today?

DUDE. Did you guys see THAT?!
NINA. Tekken. only one of the first games I ever mastered!


[ooc: fanboy moment, sry. xD]

WHO: Stefan and Clarissa
WHAT: Heading to the Welcome Center
WHEN: Mid-day
WHERE: Welcome Center
RATING: PG-13 (possibly... for language)
STATUS: Open

( Stefan was halfway across the country before he'd realized something had changed. )

Some lady wished me a 'Merry Christmas' and then handed me a pamphlet on Jesus and God and salvation. Then she went on about how good God is, sending Jesus down to earth.

Really? Cause I'm still convinced if God exists he is an asshole, or he just has a very, sadistic sense of humor. Makes me wonder if he lets us suffer because he is simply bored.

[Ruby]

Are you still up for teaching me how to knife fight?

[Sam]

You offered to teach me how to use a gun earlier? Are you still up for that? I'd understand if it was weird for you.

[Faith]

Are there still going to be lessons at the Hyperion in fighting?

I understand that this is the means used for newcomers here. Very well. I am Catherine Weaver. President, CEO, and co-founder of ZeiraCorp. This was not my intended destination. This is not the future ravaged by Skynet and it's blind machines I am not yet aware of the method used to bring me here, nor who has that capability. Needless to say, this is an inconvenience. Please explain.

I'm sorry.
You'll never forgive me.
You shouldn't ever forgive me.
Are you okay?
Of course you're not okay.
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever known

Hey.

How are you?

Heihachi Mishima

What have you done? If you think this will be enough to stop Jin, you are painfully mistaken. He will defeat Azazel, and you old man.

Jin? When you see this, contact me immediately. We must arrange my transport back to the tournament.

( application for Cheshire )

So I think that fighting vampires has a lot of advantages, in the grand scheme of things. The bodies evaporating has to be my favorite feature though, I must admit.

Maybe it's just knowing that I'll never have to hear Deadpool speak again. That's definitely a bonus.

I've been working on spending more time out of the house. Looking for a job, finally. No interviews yet, but I'm patient. I can wait.

On the other hand, I tried my hand at hunting tonight. Found a nest of nasty looking vamps. Took on a handful, but I need to go back and wipe the place out as soon as I get patched up and gather more supplies. I want to get them before they abandon the place, so if there's anyone out there who wants to help out? It'd be sort of awesome if you could.

[Filtered to Faith]
That'd include you.

Look, I've been meaning to talk to you.

[Filtered to The Hyperion/allies/friends of Faith - hidden from Faith]

Faith's birthday is on the 14th. I'm gonna throw her a party. I've got the finances to buy supplies, I just need to figure out where we ought to do this along with who is going to show and be involved. Mind helping a guy out?

So..Did I ever tell you that I'm terrible at introductions? It's true if you can believe it. It's probably impossible to believe I know. But really..really terrible with first impressions.

Anyway..I told you I'd explain how I knew Kal-El. So I will the best I can.

But first in this city we're all from different worlds. Different times..there are different versions of us in these other times and worlds that are the same but different because of slightly altered events in history. I'm guessing mine is another time with a different you, because you don't recognize me, in my time I knew you or at least of you. Alternate realities if that makes sense. In mine it's 2009 and there are groups of heroes. The predominate one being the Justice League. Superman, Batman, the Flash, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Hawk Girl, Martian ManHunter and others. The Teen Titans spawned from the Justice League with the Robin before me as the leader of that team who was Batman's first partner before I took over. He became Nightwing after I took over as Robin.

Kon was my best friend and teammate on the Teen Titans. He was Superboy, but he wasn't. He was a clone of Kal-El created by Cadmus Labs and Lex Luthor to recreate Kryptonian DNA because it couldn't be replicated or stabilized. He broke out of Cadmus Labs and found me and Impulse, we were in Metropolis but I can't remember why exactly, one mission or another that Batman sent us on. Through him I met Kal-El, who took pity on Kon and persuaded Martha and Jonathan Kent to adopt him while he trained him and taught him how to use his powers for good.

So I'm minding my own business. Kicking bad guy culo. Taking names. Looking ridiculously good in leather while I do it, if I do say so myself. I had just given this hombre talking to, when I spotted another bastardo coming out of nowhere. Can I point out how rude it is to try and sneak up on somebody? Anyway, I was all ready to shout out 'Hark who goes there!', when I ended up here.

Now. My theories are brain injury and concussion from that wall my head .. grazed or in truth I've fallen through the rabbit hole and in the next few seconds a cat suffering from Delusional Disorder will come up to me and tell me that this is all a wonderful life.

Brain damage. Or insanity. What's your theory. Feel free to discuss. I'm curious. My theory is insanity. Seeing as people here seem to think vampires exist and there are a lot of websites devote to Kent. It's disturbing

And did you know that my laptop isn't here? And that I'm not very happy about that? I thought you all should know. Hopefully, you'll be nice enough to point me to the direction of the person I should beat up blame.

ETA: Anyone want to tell me why Metropolis isn't on any maps but it shows up on wiki? Under comics?

[ooc: As Angel of Vengeance]

This place is so quiet. I've twittered my boredom. I've updated the Blur's website, added those new pictures we were sent! The apron..! so many hits already! I even added a new webcast live. Now I've run out of things to do. We should play a game. But nothing like iSpy, that'd be hard online. How about Letters and Words?

Who:Jack and Domino
What: Hanging out
When: November 6th
Where: His place
Warnings:TBA?

( That just wasn't the Jack he wanted to show right away )

I just tracked her down. She seems fine. Maybe still getting over the latest Senior Partner antics, but she seems okay. She's just kept herself really busy.

Who: Damien and his followers (NPCs)
When: Night
Where: Thorn Manor
What: Giving orders
Rating: PG
Status: Complete

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( It was time for seriousness now... )

TO DAMN MANY GHOULS. SAM WHERE ARE YOU?!

[Filtered to Buffy]
Have you heard from Kennedy?

[Filtered to Domino]
How about that pizza?